1 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:10,358 I used to answer letters for a fashion magazine-- 2 00:00:10,401 --> 00:00:12,316 letters from girls all over the country. 3 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,101 "Dear Kitty, my boyfriend made me have sex 4 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:16,538 when I didn'’t want to. Should I break up with him?" 5 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:19,584 "Dear Kitty, what are these gross red bumps on my arms? 6 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:21,282 How do I get rid of them?" 7 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:22,457 "Dear Kitty, all the girls in your magazine 8 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,806 are so skinny..." 9 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,377 "Dear Kitty, sometimes 10 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:31,248 I cut my breasts with a razor. 11 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,772 It hurts, but it feels good, too." 12 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:36,079 "Dear Kitty, sometimes I just want to fight back, 13 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,820 but I'’m not strong enough." 14 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:39,822 [Young woman "...what he did to me should happen to him." 15 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:43,956 "I'’m ready to kill myself, or maybe somebody else." 16 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,090 That'’s me. Alicia Kettle. 17 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,005 But everyone calls me Plum, 18 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,355 because I'’m succulent and round-- 19 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,531 also known as "fat." 20 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:56,447 It'’s OK, I'’m allowed to say it. 21 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,458 ♪ We lay by a river 22 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:09,460 ♪ We looked at the stars 23 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:12,724 ♪ I said, "How tiny we are, girl 24 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:14,726 ♪ How tiny we are..." 25 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:15,858 ...when a girl jumped in front 26 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:18,121 of the high-speed train. 27 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:21,124 I'’m telling you this from the future, 28 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:23,213 if you haven'’t gotten that yet. 29 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:25,824 But don'’t think this is one ofthose stories. 30 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,478 I'’m still fat. 31 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,654 - I still get the looks... 32 00:01:29,698 --> 00:01:30,960 Honey. 33 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:36,705 Ooh, shake it there, sweetpants. 34 00:01:36,748 --> 00:01:39,011 ...like some people would prefer me dead. 35 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,669 When I look back, think of my life at that time, 36 00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:47,672 it'’s like it was contained in a box-- 37 00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:49,544 a diorama. 38 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:52,808 Everywhere I went was within a five-block radius-- 39 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:56,333 apartment, café, my Waist Watchers meetings. 40 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:59,336 Apartment. Café. Meetings. 41 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:08,171 The magazine I wrote for was calledDaisy Chain. 42 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:11,043 The original intent was all about inspiring 43 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:14,656 great young women to become great young wives. 44 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:21,184 Ah, you'’re so retro, 45 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:23,317 with your newspaper every day like my grandpa. 46 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,233 It'’s my artisanal skill-- reading on paper. 47 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:28,757 -Oh, Rolo. 48 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:29,845 Look. Somebody loves me. 49 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:32,152 Hey. Get your own dog. 50 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:34,589 -I can barely keep myself alive. 51 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:36,460 -Yeah. -Hit me. Best one. 52 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:39,028 "Dear Kitty, you'’re so pretty-- 53 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:42,205 even though you look like a skinny wax Dracula. 54 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:46,557 Question: Is it always wrong to have sex with your father?" 55 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:47,906 Come on. Really? 56 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:48,951 No, not really. 57 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:50,822 But it wouldn'’t surprise me. 58 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:52,650 My job was answering the letters 59 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:55,000 girls send to the editor atDaisy Chain, 60 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:56,132 the editor being... 61 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,699 Kitty Montgomery, 62 00:02:57,742 --> 00:03:00,223 editor for all the women'’s titles at Austin Media. 63 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:03,444 But it all started when I revamped Daisy Chain 64 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:05,620 and made it relevant. 65 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:09,711 Oh, and I don'’t look like a wax Dracula-- 66 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,713 that'’s just envy speaking. 67 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,715 I know Plum thinks I'’m a fool. 68 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:16,239 But I pay her to make me look smart. 69 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:18,633 Who'’s the fool in that equation? 70 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:20,287 Hey, can you work tomorrow? 71 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,245 I gotta see the city guy about the liquor license. 72 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:24,291 Oh, I'’m on my food plan-- 73 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,249 You don'’t have to eat, just bake. 74 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:28,382 Oh. Just smell the heroin, don'’t snort it? 75 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:30,384 I thought you needed extra money for your dumb surgery. 76 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:33,996 It'’s-- I'’m losing weight already. 77 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,911 This is just gonna speed things along, that'’s all. 78 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:37,521 Well, I read it'’s pretty dangerous. 79 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:39,741 Oh, my God, have you been talking to my mother? 80 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:41,612 I'’m offering you extra work. 81 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:43,353 I'’m trying to get booze up in here. 82 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:45,312 And your letter-writing thing pays crap. 83 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:47,749 My uncle said he might lower my rent. 84 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:51,143 Again? Pretty soon he'’s gonna be paying you to stay there. 85 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:53,189 I do water his plant. 86 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,886 I water the crap out of that plant. 87 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:59,935 Fine, I'’ll...bake. 88 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:02,242 Be dazzled by my iron will. 89 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,113 You'’re the best. 90 00:04:04,156 --> 00:04:06,898 Thank you, Auntie Plum. 91 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:09,640 Aside from Steven and a few other people, 92 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:13,383 I had learned to live deep inside myself. 93 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:16,908 My body was just a thing I used to move my head around. 94 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:20,521 So I missed a lot. 95 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:07,481 Good job. That'’s another pound this week. 96 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,700 My home scale said two... and a half. 97 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:13,748 I know. My God, a person can just look at a French fry and put on water weight. 98 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:16,620 But you'’re making progress. That'’s what matters. 99 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:19,580 But you do need to pick it up a bit. 100 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:21,190 You'’re still morbidly obese. 101 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:23,410 Because they changed the charts-- 102 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:24,715 Let'’s table this for now, OK? 103 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,456 You'’re staying for the meeting, right? 104 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,154 -Mm-hmm. -We'’ll get our one-on-one after. 105 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:30,982 Great. 106 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,332 I mean, I'’m doing everything right. 107 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,682 I'’m exercising, and that is not easy 108 00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:35,857 with the kids at home. 109 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,337 I log every bite. 110 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:39,469 I mean, why won'’t the scale move? 111 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:43,081 OK, let'’s talk about that scale mentality. 112 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:46,041 -It is very hard to just-- Sorry! 113 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:48,217 I hate the bus. 114 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:52,569 Oh! Pr-- Proceed. Sorry. 115 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:58,749 Oh! 116 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,403 Janice. First time. 117 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:01,535 I'’m pumped. 118 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,713 I was just telling Karen 119 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:08,672 that the scale is only one measure of our success. 120 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,979 I mean, she'’s doing this to look great naked. 121 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,284 I am. 122 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:14,243 I have to look great naked. 123 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:16,463 And you'’re doing so good. 124 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:18,682 I want you all to appreciate 125 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,684 that Karen isn'’t giving up on herself. 126 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,686 Yeah, but she doesn'’t need to lose weight. 127 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,340 That'’s not what my husband thinks. 128 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,820 Oh.Screw your husband. 129 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:28,126 Uh, Janice, we don'’t use profanity here. 130 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:29,519 I'’m sorry. 131 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:32,392 Screw your husband. 132 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:35,090 Janice, I love your enthusiasm, 133 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:39,355 but again, Karen wants to be comfortable in her body 134 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:43,011 just like you came here to be your best self. 135 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:44,708 Excuse me? 136 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:50,235 Plum, why don'’t you tell Janice our philosophy. 137 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:53,978 Plum has been doing such good work. 138 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:56,067 People don'’t come to Waist Watchers 139 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:58,330 because they feel good about themselves, 140 00:06:58,374 --> 00:07:02,204 they come because they'’re ready to feel good... 141 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:03,945 about themselves. 142 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,036 Are you kidding me? 143 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,691 I feel good. Very. 144 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:12,519 I love myself. 145 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:13,563 Janice. 146 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,478 Oh, no. 147 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:19,830 Screw this ass-sucking crap. 148 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:22,746 I came here to get some help losing weight 149 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:26,402 because I have back problems, not because I hate my body. 150 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,186 -Why don'’t we talk about this outside-- -No, don'’t. 151 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,971 Don'’t you touch me, wench. 152 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:32,930 Iam a unicorn. 153 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:35,542 I am a goddess. 154 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,983 And... 155 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:45,377 I get more hot dick 156 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:47,118 than I can handle. 157 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:06,398 It'’s so sad, right? 158 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,965 So much denial. 159 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:11,926 So sad. 160 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:16,931 ♪ 161 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:47,309 Lookin'’ good, Plum. 162 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,224 Slow but steady loss. 163 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,313 And you still have seven weeks to practice good habits 164 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:52,836 before your surgery. 165 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,622 -Just one. 166 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,145 OK, let'’s talk about that. 167 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,060 I had some SnackWells. 168 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,586 -Ten. -Hmm. Ouch. 169 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,196 That must have felt bad. 170 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,981 You know, after your surgery, 171 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,722 if you eat more than this at a time 172 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,114 you'’re gonna get sick. Very. 173 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:12,290 My bypass clients, they say that it is torture. 174 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:13,901 I know. I think that 175 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:16,251 since I won'’t be able to indulge after the surgery-- 176 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:18,253 But now'’s the time you gotta dig deep and figure out 177 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:19,907 why you felt the need to sabotage. 178 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:23,388 Plum, it'’s time to say good-bye to comfort food. 179 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:25,695 Food is fuel. That is all. 180 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,828 What were you feeing? 181 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:31,309 Hungry. Angry at being hungry. 182 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:33,355 Good identifying. 183 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:37,620 OK, well, next time tell that anger you'’re in control 184 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:40,101 and your thin person within wants out. 185 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:42,494 -OK. Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 186 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:43,757 Thank you. 187 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,977 Are you still taking the Y? 188 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,370 Yeah. 189 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,372 And how long you been on that? 190 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:52,026 Since grad school. A while. 191 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:55,116 Oh, gosh, yeah. Yeah, that'’s so stressful. 192 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:56,726 You know, when I was getting my GED, 193 00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,772 I gained like 25 pounds. 194 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:01,122 I loved school. 195 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:04,038 I kept getting degrees until they kinda kicked me out 196 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:06,475 and made me get a life, such as it is. 197 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,042 Well, if you loved school, 198 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,957 then why did you decide to go on the Y? 199 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,526 Just-- 200 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,398 You said it. Stress. 201 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,791 Gosh. Yeah. 202 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,836 I would say that 90 percent of my people 203 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,317 say that stress is what makes them binge. 204 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,014 Well, that and loneliness. 205 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,712 But everybody'’s lonely. Gosh. 206 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,105 Well, being on the Y could be helpful. 207 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,281 Some patients get a little blue after surgery. 208 00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,675 It can be hard to say good-bye to bad behaviors, 209 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,764 such as eating. 210 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:37,462 I'’ve been feeling this intense nausea, 211 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:39,203 like I need to throw up. 212 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:42,337 Could that be related to my diet or the Y? 213 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,513 Are you taking it on an empty stomach? 214 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:47,298 My stomach'’s always empty. Basically. 215 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,431 Yeah! Good for you. 216 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,476 But yeah, I mean, that could be the problem. 217 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:54,436 Or you could be having a little breakthrough anxiety. No biggie. 218 00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,177 Are you planning any follow 219 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,831 Thigh lift 220 00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,702 Not right away. 221 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:02,096 I'’m already putting a lot of the bypass on credit, 222 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,054 what insurance won'’t cover. 223 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,621 The whole thing is so expensive. 224 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,492 Well, I would save your pennies, 225 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,712 because I think you'’re gonna do great, 226 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,322 and you'’re gonna have a lot of loose skin. 227 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:14,282 This one girl that I know, 228 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:17,720 she said she looked like a flying squirrel. 229 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,377 Can you imagine? 230 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,900 Aaah! 231 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:26,816 Ugh. 232 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,264 Are you following me? 233 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:42,092 What? S-- 234 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,703 Sorry, I couldn'’t hear you. 235 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,095 Are you following me? 236 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,620 You have an amazing day. 237 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,972 You'’re capable of that. 238 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,585 So the girl was a weirdo, 239 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,327 but Iwas going to have an amazing day. 240 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,815 After the surgery, when I was thin, 241 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:11,818 I wouldn'’t evenbe Plum. 242 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:14,124 My name would be Alicia. 243 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:23,743 And I'’d burst out of my sad diorama 244 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:26,658 into a big, sexy life. 245 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:32,099 Next, we visit a community 246 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,971 rocked by the disappearance of two men, 247 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,452 both former military... 248 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,816 -Hey, Mom. -Hello! You picked up! 249 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,992 I did. But I'’m about to head out. 250 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:58,865 -That'’s a lie. 251 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:01,215 Really? You'’re leaving the house? 252 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,695 Mom. How'’s your shoulder? 253 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,089 Better. 254 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,309 -I went bowling the other night. -That'’s good. 255 00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,441 How are the fine ladies of the league? 256 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:13,009 Did you get that article I sent you? 257 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,534 What are you doing? Are you eating? 258 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,101 Yeah. Sorry. 259 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,668 Good! Youshould eat. 260 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,322 That'’s what the article says. 261 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,977 Only one in one hundred people who do that stupid surgery-- 262 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,283 Stop. I swear I'’ll hang up on you. 263 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,981 Yeah, I know you will. 264 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:30,853 I just wish you could be happy with what God gave you. 265 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,681 You have Grandma'’s body. 266 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,074 Grandma was fat. 267 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,902 Grandma was married. 268 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,860 She lived a good, full life. She knew who she was. 269 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,514 A fat wife. 270 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,559 Oh, well, fine. You'’re in a mood. 271 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,213 Let'’s just talk about something else. 272 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,911 They canceled my program. 273 00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,695 -Scream Queens. 274 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:49,176 After my sad excuse for a meal, 275 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:52,135 I tried to forget how hungry I was and sleep... 276 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:54,572 but my dreams took over. 277 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,718 That right, 278 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,068 it pays to dig deep. 279 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,462 Oh... 280 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,857 The sweet, delicate meat 281 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:21,338 and the rich melted butter... 282 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:24,080 Fresh cut, and fire-kissed perfection! 283 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,519 Uh-uh-uh. 284 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,826 It'’s not safe. 285 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,833 But my dreams were no comfort-- 286 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,227 they were trying to wake me up. 287 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:43,491 Because across the country, a war was starting. 288 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,016 Oh, yeah. 289 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,932 It'’s a Plum day. 290 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,281 May I? 291 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,719 Yes, I made extra. I know you. 292 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:38,763 Oh. 293 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:44,204 Oh, man. That is-- 294 00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:45,901 You'’re like a professional, right? 295 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,817 You trained in Paris or something? 296 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,254 -Glendale, California. -Oh, wow. 297 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,561 My aunt owned a restaurant. She taught me. 298 00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:54,736 She taught you good. 299 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,267 I didn'’t set out to write vague advice 300 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:05,703 as somebody I wasn'’t 301 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,488 to sad girls I didn'’t know. 302 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:11,405 I wanted to be a journalist-- or a baker. 303 00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:12,884 Yeah, I know. 304 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,017 I loved baking my whole life, 305 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,759 but back then I hated what it made me hunger for, 306 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,587 which was everything. 307 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:28,204 ♪ Don'’t even go to a movie show ♪ 308 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:32,165 ♪ If you are not at my side ♪ 309 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:36,038 ♪ I stay home by my radio ♪ 310 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,171 ♪ But I'’m satisfied ♪ 311 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:42,044 ♪ All my flirtin'’ days are gone ♪ 312 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:46,309 ♪ On the level from now on ♪ 313 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:50,052 ♪ I have told them in advance 314 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:54,535 ♪ They can'’t break up our romance ♪ 315 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:57,712 ♪ Livin'’ up to every vow ♪ 316 00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:01,455 ♪ I'’m keepin' ♪ 317 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:05,676 ♪ Keepin'’ out of mischief now ♪ 318 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:37,969 Can I help you? 319 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,278 I like this shade. 320 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,986 It'’s called... Juicy Plum. 321 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,385 What? 322 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:24,277 -Hey! -No go. You'’re dog is anal-retentive. 323 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,931 Like father, like son. 324 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,890 Hi, Rolo! 325 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,718 Here, can I try? Can I try? 326 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,589 Come on, baby, come on. Let'’s go. 327 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,549 These scones are beyond. If you baked every day, you'’d-- 328 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:36,985 I have a job. 329 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:41,642 Queen of Darkness over there? 330 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,296 Oh, yeah. She'’s here all the time lately. 331 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:46,168 She basically told me to go on a diet. 332 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,779 Wrote it on my arm in indelible eyeliner. 333 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,520 What? No, I'’m gonna tell her get out of here. 334 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,914 -She can'’t do that. -No, stuff like that happens. 335 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,134 It'’s-- It's fine. I'’m leaving anyway. 336 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,744 I don'’t want a whole thing. 337 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:57,919 I hate people. 338 00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,964 Everybody sucks but us. 339 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:05,231 Daisy Chain was just a small part 340 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,581 of a corporate giant-- 341 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:10,149 Austin Media. 342 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,903 My command performances for Kitty 343 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,992 forced me out of my comfort zone 344 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,125 and into their crooked monolith. 345 00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:50,363 Could you give these to Julia? 346 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,103 -Hi. -I'’m here for Kitty. 347 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:53,322 Sure, Plum. Oh-- 348 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,977 would you like one? 349 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,892 They'’re just jellybeans. 350 00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,502 There'’s so much pussy around here 351 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,243 I'’m syncing up with everybody'’s cycles. 352 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,463 I'’m good, thanks. 353 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,291 Kitty'’s still in a meeting. 354 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,162 All right. I'’ll just wait. 355 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,119 Yeah? 356 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,919 You work here? 357 00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:28,966 Kind of. I...answer letters to the editor for Kitty. 358 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,620 So I mostly work from home. 359 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,579 Oh. That sounds like a good deal. 360 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,276 I'’d like to work from home. 361 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,540 It'’s good and bad. Gets lonely. 362 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:40,978 Yeah. Yeah, I guess sometimes you need someone to talk to. 363 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:43,764 I forget that, because all I do is talk to people all day. 364 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,766 What do you do, if you don'’t mind me asking? 365 00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:48,116 Not at all. I'’m a detective. 366 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,726 NYPD. 367 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,815 That sounds fascinating. 368 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:54,253 It usually does to people, but a lot of times 369 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,559 it'’s like a missing person isn'’t really missing, 370 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,606 runaway husband, or it'’s just really sad. 371 00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:02,348 A lot of the letters I get are sad, too. 372 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,350 Lost girls. 373 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,656 Hmm. 374 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:10,747 So we'’re just two gainfully employed sad folks. 375 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:14,838 Hey, could be worse, I guess, right? 376 00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:19,495 I bake, too. That'’s happy, I guess. 377 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,845 I make an incredible chocolate cake. 378 00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:24,500 -I do. 379 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,850 I would kill for a good chocolate cake. 380 00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:30,463 Well, you would have a good lead on the investigation. 381 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,813 -'’Cause you did it. -Yeah. 382 00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:35,642 -The cake murder. -I'’d-- I'd-- Yeah. 383 00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:39,036 Plum, Kitty'’s ready for you. 384 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,343 -Oh. -You'’ll be right after. 385 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,518 Thank you. 386 00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:44,128 It was nice to meet you, Detective. 387 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,391 You too. 388 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:46,914 Say, it'’s Dominic. 389 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:48,524 Oh. Plum. 390 00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:51,135 Hey. 391 00:21:57,881 --> 00:22:00,754 Maybe you'’d like to grab a coffee sometime. 392 00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:04,105 When you need someone to...talk to. 393 00:22:04,148 --> 00:22:05,498 -OK. -'’Cause you work from home. 394 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:08,327 -Yeah. -Or you need a cake tester. 395 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,372 OK. Have a nice day. 396 00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:16,073 I had met men like him before. 397 00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:18,728 It'’s a kink. A fetish. 398 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,861 They screw girls like me, 399 00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:24,343 but they marry women like this. 400 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,867 Kitty Montgomery. 401 00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,782 Plum. 402 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,873 I always forget... 403 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:35,832 what beautiful eyes you have. 404 00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:37,356 Thank you. 405 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:45,233 -Well-- 406 00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:47,496 You know, everyone talks about Vogue'’sSeptember issue, 407 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:50,107 but arguably ours is more influential. 408 00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:52,196 I mean, my girls are going back to school. 409 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:56,418 It'’s their opportunity to say, "Hey, I'’m new. 410 00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:58,289 Desirable in a whole new way." 411 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:01,684 That'’s the theme this month. "Thirty Days to Sexy." 412 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:05,035 Here is all the information. Makeup, fashion, fitness. 413 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:08,038 Great. Did you get that email I sent you? 414 00:23:08,082 --> 00:23:11,390 With pitches for articles? 415 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,479 There'’s a new crop of young female entrepreneurs-- 416 00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:15,437 Oh, I wish you had time for that, 417 00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:17,700 but aren'’t you just swamped with letters? 418 00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:21,356 My girls have such a special connection with me. 419 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,315 Before I found myself, I was them. You know, 420 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,188 bad hair, bad skin, bad...everything. 421 00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:28,363 And look! 422 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:31,453 Now I give them hope. 423 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,802 And yougive them hope. 424 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,587 Someone like you has such insight 425 00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:35,718 into what they'’re going through. 426 00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:38,591 Well, thank you. 427 00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:40,244 And you'’re so good at it. 428 00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:42,856 You make me sound well read, which, of course, I would be, 429 00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:45,206 but...time... 430 00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,077 who has it? 431 00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,470 So... 432 00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:53,910 My letters. What'’s new? 433 00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:57,523 Well, we'’ve had a lot of cutters. 434 00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:58,524 Cutters. 435 00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:04,225 You know... 436 00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:06,967 last night it was so strange. 437 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:09,317 I was testing this new shave cream, 438 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:13,582 and I had my leg out so my foot was resting on the tub. 439 00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:18,065 And I didn'’t see, but I nicked a little scab on my shin. 440 00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:21,416 This tiny drop of blood just dots the bathroom floor. 441 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,593 It was so beautiful. I just kept staring at it. 442 00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:26,813 You know, girls, we see our blood every month, 443 00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:29,206 but this time it wasn'’t gross like that. 444 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,774 So I ran the razor over my scab again, 445 00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:33,689 and more drops of blood. 446 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:36,083 Some of it trickled down my calf. 447 00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:38,389 If my boyfriend hadn'’t knocked on the door, 448 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:39,782 I would'’ve done it all night. 449 00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:43,569 Plum? 450 00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:48,574 I'’m sorry. Um... 451 00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:50,314 how was the shave cream? 452 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:52,186 Oh. Nothing special. 453 00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:56,407 But it was just that suddenly I understood the appeal, these girls, 454 00:24:56,451 --> 00:24:58,061 chopping away at themselves. 455 00:24:58,105 --> 00:24:59,236 What else? 456 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:03,153 -Um, purging. -Purging. 457 00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:05,634 Confusion about the female anatomy. 458 00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:07,941 Well, there'’s nothing I can do about that. 459 00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:12,119 Those parent groups target us if we mention the word "vagina." 460 00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:15,775 Makes writing articles on tampons hard. 461 00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:18,429 Find some euphemisms for "vagina." 462 00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:19,909 Poontang? 463 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:22,869 Nothing sexual. Medicalize things. 464 00:25:22,912 --> 00:25:26,307 Come up with a list and send it to the girl writing the tampon piece. 465 00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:28,570 Best advice you can give a 13-year-old: 466 00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:31,355 "Start using tampons as soon as you can." 467 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:33,227 But I can'’t tell her where to put it. 468 00:25:35,403 --> 00:25:37,448 Send the list to Plum, too. 469 00:25:38,841 --> 00:25:41,148 You can use it, too. 470 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:43,411 Oh, I know that some of this seems silly, 471 00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:44,978 but we'’re helping these girls. 472 00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:45,979 We are. 473 00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:50,374 Good! OK. 474 00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,683 OK. 475 00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:57,991 Oh, one more thing. 476 00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:02,604 Um, you haven'’t had any unusual letters lately? 477 00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:07,566 I mean, anything disturbing in an out 478 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,872 No, just regular disturbing. 479 00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:13,267 Anybody contact you wanting information about me 480 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:15,878 or the magazine? Any strange encounters? 481 00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:18,141 No. Nothing like that. 482 00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:20,056 Is something wrong? 483 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:23,582 Oh, we'’ve had an eensy security breach. Hacking. 484 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:26,149 We just need to find out where the leaks are coming from. 485 00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:28,891 -That'’s why that detective is here. -Mm-hmm. 486 00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:31,633 Yes, they got the home addresses and phones for me 487 00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:35,028 and every member of the Austin family, including Stanley. 488 00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:37,639 It'’s... 489 00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,902 absolutely not serious. 490 00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:43,384 But why are the bad people always after the good people? 491 00:26:43,427 --> 00:26:44,646 I mean, have you seen the news? 492 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,692 Those two boys who were murdered. 493 00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:50,696 Veterans. Tossed like cats in a bag onto the freeway. 494 00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:53,133 My West Coast editor, 495 00:26:53,176 --> 00:26:56,005 he got stuck on the wrong side of the 110 for hours and hours. 496 00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:58,529 It was awful. 497 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:05,362 Yeah, I, uh, my stomach has just been feeling weird lately. 498 00:27:05,406 --> 00:27:07,756 Oh, dear. Well, um, let'’s get you to the ladies'’ room 499 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,671 before we make a mess. Eladio! 500 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:24,425 You okay? 501 00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:27,907 Did you follow me to work? 502 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:31,475 Oh, I'’m not dangerous. Um... 503 00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:33,913 I don'’t think. Um, but--but-- 504 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:36,350 but definitelynot to you. 505 00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:39,875 I promise. 506 00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:43,009 I, um, I left you something in the kitchen. 507 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:15,650 Her boots said she was a witch. 508 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,522 The book she left for me? "Dietland." 509 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,704 Would it turn me into a good witch... 510 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,575 or a bad witch? 511 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,502 Anti 512 00:28:41,545 --> 00:28:43,547 Crazy twist, right? 513 00:28:43,591 --> 00:28:45,767 -Here ya go. -Oh, thanks. 514 00:28:45,811 --> 00:28:47,160 Hey, Ben, cover the cash register. 515 00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:49,423 There are no customers at the register. 516 00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:51,077 Thank you, Captain Literal. 517 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,253 Should anyone else come in. 518 00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:54,384 Got it. 519 00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:57,344 Bye. 520 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,263 It'’s written by Verena Baptist. 521 00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:05,787 Her mother was the woman who started the Baptist Weight Loss Clinics. 522 00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:07,397 -Never heard of her. -Yes, you have. 523 00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:08,747 They'’re all over the country. 524 00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,139 Verena'’s mother died, 525 00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:12,272 and Verena shut everything down. 526 00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:14,491 I think she'’s some kind of big feminist 527 00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:16,537 who thinks diets are the root of all evil. 528 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:20,149 Here'’s the thing, though-- I was on that diet. 529 00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:21,585 No. Really? 530 00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:24,197 Yeah. I was a Baptist. 531 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,416 Baptist. Doesn'’t that get a little confusing? 532 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:29,942 Like what kind of freak are you, religious or chunky style? 533 00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:32,118 -Some of them were both. 534 00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:35,382 Baptist Baptists. 535 00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:37,384 The whole thing was like a cult. 536 00:29:37,427 --> 00:29:40,648 We practically prayed to the founder, Eulayla, and her old "fat jeans." 537 00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:43,433 Well, if this book is against fad diets, 538 00:29:43,477 --> 00:29:45,914 Goth Girl gets free scones from now on. 539 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,916 Those things are awful. 540 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,483 But should I be worried? 541 00:29:49,526 --> 00:29:51,833 This girl following me, pushing the book? 542 00:29:51,877 --> 00:29:53,574 I think she knew my name. 543 00:29:53,617 --> 00:29:55,750 She'’s just probably just one of those body acceptance people. 544 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,405 Saving big lives, one book at a time. 545 00:29:58,448 --> 00:29:59,972 But why me? I'’m not special. 546 00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:04,541 There could be an exposé in this for Daisy Chain,right? 547 00:30:04,585 --> 00:30:06,805 Like "The Strange Legacy 548 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:08,502 of the Baptist Weight Loss Clinics." 549 00:30:08,545 --> 00:30:09,895 Maybe that'’s what Goth Girl wants, 550 00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:11,418 for me to write about this. 551 00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:13,115 That seems a little hard-hitting for Kitty. 552 00:30:13,159 --> 00:30:14,638 I could sell her. It'’s juicy. 553 00:30:14,682 --> 00:30:16,249 She can'’t ignore me forever. 554 00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:17,772 Yeah, she absolutely can. 555 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,992 She absolutely can. 556 00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:21,210 Especially now. 557 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:23,473 There'’s been some hacking thing at Austin. 558 00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:25,780 -Kitty seemed freaked out. -Oh, no. 559 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:28,304 Maybe somebody stole the secret to better brows. 560 00:30:28,348 --> 00:30:29,392 Right? 561 00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:35,964 Oh. Thank you. 562 00:30:36,008 --> 00:30:37,444 Hello? 563 00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:38,837 This is Plum. 564 00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:42,101 Can'’t I do it over email? 565 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,495 All right, give me an hour. 566 00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:48,281 The thing about the book, 567 00:30:48,324 --> 00:30:49,891 the girl-- 568 00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:52,589 yes, it felt like an invasion, 569 00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:56,289 but something in me welcomed it. 570 00:30:58,073 --> 00:30:59,858 -That'’s it. 571 00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:01,468 Let me walk you to the elevator. 572 00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:11,957 This way. 573 00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:16,396 Hey. 574 00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:22,445 Get in. Press S-C. 575 00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:24,056 Excuse me 576 00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:26,667 The Beauty Closet. Go. 577 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:28,582 They have answers. 578 00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:41,551 Guess plus size really is a huge market. 579 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:21,287 Coming! 580 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,946 You must be Plum. 581 00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:31,688 Come in. 582 00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:33,429 Come in. 583 00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:41,220 You call this a closet? 584 00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:45,137 For you. 585 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:50,098 This is-- There was a girl following me-- 586 00:32:50,142 --> 00:32:52,579 Leeta. I asked her to do that. I'’m Julia Smith. 587 00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:54,407 Manager of the Beauty Closet. 588 00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:56,278 You asked her to 589 00:32:56,322 --> 00:32:57,932 Oh, we'’ll get to that. 590 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,501 I am so glad to finally meet you. 591 00:33:01,544 --> 00:33:03,982 Leeta has told me somuch about you. 592 00:33:05,853 --> 00:33:08,116 W-Will you just tell me what I'’m doing here, please? 593 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,249 My, my, we are the eager beaver. 594 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:11,772 No, I-- I just want to understand. 595 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:15,471 Don'’t we all, hon? Don'’t we all? 596 00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:18,344 What is all this for, anyway? 597 00:33:18,387 --> 00:33:21,695 We are under 52 floors of lifestyle, hon. 598 00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:25,264 Magazines, TV shows, sponsored YouTube channels. 599 00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:28,267 Every face, every body, must be perfect. 600 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:31,400 You must agree that everything I tell you is strictly confidential. 601 00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:33,968 Fine. Just tell me. 602 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,579 I sent you a message. 603 00:33:36,623 --> 00:33:38,451 Under an assumed name. 604 00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:40,409 To "Dear Kitty"? 605 00:33:48,113 --> 00:33:49,592 "Dear Kitty, 606 00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:52,813 as one of the great intellectual minds of all time--" 607 00:33:52,856 --> 00:33:56,077 You should have known it was a fake from that alone. 608 00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:59,080 "--I have to ask, who is more oppressed, 609 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:01,517 a woman covered from head-to-toe in a burka, 610 00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:05,695 or one of the bikini-clad models on the cover of your magazine?" 611 00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:07,871 "You pose an interesting question, 612 00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:10,048 one I'’m not sure that I can answer. 613 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:13,964 One woman covers her body, while the other exposes herself. 614 00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:17,185 You could consider it two sides of the same coin." 615 00:34:17,229 --> 00:34:19,883 There was no way on God'’s green earth that Kitty wrote that. 616 00:34:19,927 --> 00:34:22,669 I noticed it in the magazine, too. 617 00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:24,932 Her answers were too aware, too smart. 618 00:34:24,975 --> 00:34:28,414 -Thank you. -That'’s not a compliment. 619 00:34:28,457 --> 00:34:30,633 You'’re squandering your good brain. It'’s criminal! 620 00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:35,203 Anyhow, I figured someone was writin'’ for her. 621 00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:39,729 So, I tested my theory, and you passed! 622 00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:41,688 And once Eladio told me it was you, 623 00:34:41,731 --> 00:34:44,212 I thought Leeta should check you out, 624 00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:46,127 see if you could be trusted. 625 00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:48,042 Leeta? Is she-- Is she here? 626 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,958 She'’s out. 627 00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:53,917 I'’m afraid our lovely Leeta may have overstepped her bounds. 628 00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:55,876 You weren'’t even supposed to notice her. 629 00:34:55,919 --> 00:34:59,053 But she grew quite fond of you. Or your potential. 630 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,621 -Uh-uh-uh! 631 00:35:01,664 --> 00:35:04,450 -Now, now. 632 00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:07,540 -I could'’ve called the police. 633 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:10,282 I wa-- I wasn'’t sure. 634 00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:12,719 But she gave me that book-- 635 00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,460 Oh, "Dietland." That was all her. 636 00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:16,636 She thought you might appreciate the message. 637 00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:19,508 -Shit! 638 00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,641 Come with me. 639 00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:26,733 Oh. 640 00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:29,692 What took you? I can'’t stand up that long. 641 00:35:29,736 --> 00:35:32,042 Maybe it'’s time for flats. 642 00:35:32,086 --> 00:35:34,480 Kidding. '’Course not. 643 00:35:34,523 --> 00:35:35,916 I need perfume. 644 00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:38,614 All day long I have been smelling this ass smell, 645 00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:40,790 and then I realized it was myass. 646 00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:43,053 My gross pregnant sweat. 647 00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:44,751 No problem. 648 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:53,238 Here you go. 649 00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:54,761 No more smell. 650 00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:58,156 Just keep these in your desk for future emergencies. 651 00:35:58,199 --> 00:35:59,766 If I don'’t have this kid by the end of the week, 652 00:35:59,809 --> 00:36:02,595 I'’m gonna cut it out with a kitchen knife. 653 00:36:02,638 --> 00:36:04,074 Ohh. 654 00:36:11,038 --> 00:36:12,735 Witch. 655 00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:14,737 And not the good kind. 656 00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:16,478 Ninety percent of the women here 657 00:36:16,522 --> 00:36:18,480 are complete lost causes. 658 00:36:18,524 --> 00:36:22,092 Believe me, I would never do any of this if it wasn'’t necessary-- 659 00:36:22,136 --> 00:36:24,094 For your confidential undercover work? 660 00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:25,966 Exactly. 661 00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:30,971 That security breach Kitty was talking about-- 662 00:36:31,014 --> 00:36:32,451 was that you? 663 00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:34,279 Some kind of radical covert action? 664 00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:36,063 Of a sort. 665 00:36:36,106 --> 00:36:40,937 Plum, how much time would you say you'’ve spent 666 00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:44,158 trying to better your outsides? 667 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,378 I don'’t count, exactly. 668 00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:50,599 The average woman devotes almost an hour a day to grooming. 669 00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:52,253 That'’s years in her life. 670 00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:54,386 Not to mention the dieting and self-loathing-- 671 00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:56,257 I know, but that'’s just how it is. 672 00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:58,694 Who says 673 00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:03,264 Austin Media is part of the dissatisfaction- industrial complex, 674 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:06,136 a hugely profitable machine. 675 00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:08,791 They get us to pay them to tell us how broken we are, 676 00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:12,099 and then we pay for the products to fix it. 677 00:37:12,142 --> 00:37:13,753 But we'’re never fixed. 678 00:37:13,796 --> 00:37:15,668 Because there'’s always some new way 679 00:37:15,711 --> 00:37:18,975 we don'’t please the eye of our big brother beholder. 680 00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:20,847 Now I say: enough. 681 00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:22,631 Time to change the game. 682 00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:25,112 But it'’s not a conspiracy. 683 00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:27,245 It'’s human nature. 684 00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:29,116 People like pretty things. 685 00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:30,944 You'’re not a thing. 686 00:37:34,382 --> 00:37:36,906 You are a woman, 687 00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:40,736 and you should decorate yourself however it pleases you. 688 00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:44,871 Open your mouth. 689 00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:47,221 Excuse me? 690 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,440 Just do it. 691 00:37:58,537 --> 00:38:01,148 I don'’t understand. How did you guys know I was a Baptist? 692 00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:02,584 Shhh! 693 00:38:02,628 --> 00:38:04,151 No more questions for now. 694 00:38:04,194 --> 00:38:05,718 Open. 695 00:38:11,071 --> 00:38:12,899 Oh... 696 00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:16,032 this color... 697 00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:20,167 it'’s so you,your... 698 00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:23,257 your skin is white as a rose. 699 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,828 What color are your nipples? 700 00:38:28,871 --> 00:38:30,220 To match. 701 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:33,354 Pink. 702 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:42,015 Lighter. 703 00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:58,292 Doesn'’t anyone ever tell you you'’re beautiful... 704 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,207 just as you are? 705 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:06,300 Please! Just-- 706 00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:08,868 What do you want from me? 707 00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:11,479 You know this place peddles bullshit, 708 00:39:11,523 --> 00:39:13,568 and you'’re ready to do something about it. 709 00:39:13,612 --> 00:39:15,396 J 710 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,355 Calm down. It'’s easy. 711 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:21,010 All we need are the names and email addresses 712 00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:22,795 for Kitty'’s girls. 713 00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:26,407 The girls who sent Kitty questions? 714 00:39:26,451 --> 00:39:28,322 All of '’em? For what? 715 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,846 Deprogramming! Truth! 716 00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:32,761 Like that book. "Dietland." 717 00:39:32,805 --> 00:39:36,809 Maybe. Different things-- depending. 718 00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:40,682 Don'’t worry. Nothing actionable. 719 00:39:40,726 --> 00:39:42,554 I could get in trouble for that. 720 00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:44,077 Why would I ever do that? 721 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,254 Right now you'’re doin' nothin'’. 722 00:39:47,297 --> 00:39:49,822 Aren'’t you tired of that? 723 00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:55,871 I told Julia I needed to think about it. 724 00:39:57,699 --> 00:40:00,572 Even if I wanted to do what she asked me, 725 00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:02,182 I wasn'’t sure I could. 726 00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:07,274 Fifty thousand emails. 727 00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:11,452 Fifty thousand girls lonely and desperate enough 728 00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:13,367 to write to Kitty... 729 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,674 and Julia wanted them all. 730 00:40:18,285 --> 00:40:20,461 "Dear Kitty, my friend Kelsey 731 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:22,289 has a thigh gap, and I was wondering..." 732 00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:26,467 "Dear Kitty, I'’m 15 and on the swim team..." 733 00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:28,861 "...I think my stepfather touches me when I'’m sleeping, 734 00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:30,950 but I don'’t know..." 735 00:40:30,993 --> 00:40:33,213 "...every night after dinner I got into the bathroom 736 00:40:33,256 --> 00:40:35,389 and throw up..." 737 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,131 I was tired of doing nothing. 738 00:40:38,174 --> 00:40:41,047 I wanted to fight back-- my whole life-- 739 00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:43,353 but it was going to cost me. 740 00:40:48,968 --> 00:40:50,273 Hey. Hey, hey. 741 00:40:50,317 --> 00:40:51,797 How ya doin'’, beautiful? 742 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,234 Look, my friend here, would like a kiss from you. 743 00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:55,496 Hey, look at him. 744 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,324 What are you doin'’? Sexy! Turn around. 745 00:40:57,367 --> 00:40:59,848 Talk to us. Please. Hey! 746 00:41:01,110 --> 00:41:04,331 ♪ Do you, do you 747 00:41:04,374 --> 00:41:06,768 ♪ Tell me, do ya know yourself ♪ 748 00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:08,553 ♪ When you'’re left alone ♪ 749 00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:12,295 ♪ Do you, do you 750 00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:16,169 ♪ That day will come, that day will come ♪ 751 00:41:16,212 --> 00:41:19,041 ♪ That day will come 752 00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:46,591 ♪ That day will come, hey! ♪ 753 00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:07,394 ♪ '’Cause that day will come ♪ 754 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:12,442 ♪ That day will come 755 00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:13,661 ♪ Hey!